[ You know the sitcom sound effects are weird. A little eerie, even. But he takes that mostly in stride. It's the Red of this guys eyes, the overall size of him (how is this guy so huge?!) and the fact the everything seems so incongruous with the words that come out of his mouth. ]

hAH AHAHAHAHA— [ It's loud, so loud, and so forced as he sits up very straight and takes in what he's looking at. If he didn't know better he'd almost think this guy was some kind of kaiju, but it's not possible, no way. Not here.

And then? ]

H-hell huh?! That's kind of intense! Guess I'd be pretty thirsty too! [ He shoves his drink over. ] Here! You clearly need it more than I do!