Being ditched the morning after was probably worse than the sand, if Jade really thought about it. Not her fondest experience.

"Honestly, it would be an improvement from the other shit that's been demanded of me these days."

She'd take drinks that make her horny over the horrors any day.

But right. Names. She has one.

"Jade," she says simply, taking a sip of the drink. It's different from what she's used to. Not unpleasant. "And no worries. I've made odder introductions in the past."