I'm a fae. Daoine sidhe. Which I can't exactly conceal at the moment, so I am fortunate that anyone who would take issue with me telling you that is not here.

[And, look, they are staring at a magical portal; only people with a grudge and an interest in twisting rules to harm people are going to care that Simon just told a human about Faerie. Because if this one didn't know about the supernatural, he sure does now, and he might not even be from Simon's Earth.]