But I'm hardly an expert on divinity and prayers. [The demon straightens up and cants his head at a sharp angle.] But you'll pardon my intrusion on your heavenly words but I did find you a curious sight and perhaps even a relatable one.
[If this is a fellow demon of the Hell that he's from then they, of course, know that there's lots of diegetic musical numbers in hell. It happens all the time. This is demon to demon communication...
Thus consider the following to be in song form.]
My name is Alastor, you see, a demon from Hell. Do those names perhaps ring a bell? Well, I do hope so as I have more to tell. Upon arriving I found myself quite surrounded by the living and the breathing and the wheezing and the pleasing and the, oh, ever appeasing humanity. It's enough to make one feel a bit of insanity. Now horns and spindly tails are usually a good sign and I do beg your pardon if this inquiry crosses a line. I have this assumption that you may also dwell beneath. Another friendly demon from far underneath. As a fellow denizen you would see the appeal and naturally be inclined to strike a little d̷͍̺̺̈̈̂è̶͚̤̓ä̶͉̻̥́l̶̗̙͙̔
[Don't worry, he can play his own applause track.]
no subject
[And thank the hells for that.]
But I'm hardly an expert on divinity and prayers. [The demon straightens up and cants his head at a sharp angle.] But you'll pardon my intrusion on your heavenly words but I did find you a curious sight and perhaps even a relatable one.
[If this is a fellow demon of the Hell that he's from then they, of course, know that there's lots of diegetic musical numbers in hell. It happens all the time. This is demon to demon communication...
Thus consider the following to be in song form.]
My name is Alastor, you see, a demon from Hell. Do those names perhaps ring a bell? Well, I do hope so as I have more to tell.
Upon arriving I found myself quite surrounded by the living and the breathing and the wheezing and the pleasing and the, oh, ever appeasing humanity. It's enough to make one feel a bit of insanity.
Now horns and spindly tails are usually a good sign and I do beg your pardon if this inquiry crosses a line.
I have this assumption that you may also dwell beneath. Another friendly demon from far underneath.
As a fellow denizen you would see the appeal and naturally be inclined to strike a little d̷͍̺̺̈̈̂è̶͚̤̓ä̶͉̻̥́l̶̗̙͙̔
[Don't worry, he can play his own applause track.]