“Broken. New broken.” Rocky groans in response. “Very broken, very sad. Nnnnnnnnnnngggfh—”
He cuts off his groan, then lifts his head to look up over his shoulder and speak normally—and his voice is a nice one, deep and smooth and mellow.
“Thought to be fair, I’m really leveling up my planking game by—OH GOD PAPA LEGBA SHITTY TITS ON TOAST!”
There is suddenly a deer man in his personal space and he did not smell him or hear him or anything what the fuck.
The shout is accompanied by a massive flinch, lots of very clumsy trying to roll over and skitter back that upends a whole chair—and a lupine snarl accompanied by dark eyes flashing gold behind a pair of glasses.
“Okay, currently human, not cool—fae? You’re fae, aren’t you? My best friend’s uncle has an ex with your sense of humor, fucking wood sprites…”
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He cuts off his groan, then lifts his head to look up over his shoulder and speak normally—and his voice is a nice one, deep and smooth and mellow.
“Thought to be fair, I’m really leveling up my planking game by—OH GOD PAPA LEGBA SHITTY TITS ON TOAST!”
There is suddenly a deer man in his personal space and he did not smell him or hear him or anything what the fuck.
The shout is accompanied by a massive flinch, lots of very clumsy trying to roll over and skitter back that upends a whole chair—and a lupine snarl accompanied by dark eyes flashing gold behind a pair of glasses.
“Okay, currently human, not cool—fae? You’re fae, aren’t you? My best friend’s uncle has an ex with your sense of humor, fucking wood sprites…”