"The truth behind all those quests: it's just enrichment for the weirdly aggressive people they keep pulling in." Okay so not everyone is weirdly aggressive. Barcus is nice and there have been a few others that haven't seemed all that murder-hobo-y to Ashton...yet.

"Now I'm just wondering if the gods just think the strife they start is some way to keep mortals doing something. Fuck I hate that."