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Valorem Gadriel ([personal profile] thecodexabides) wrote in [community profile] calderamemes 2024-12-31 09:24 pm (UTC)

[Stop rubbing in your Healthy Family Dynamic here. Gadriel has two daddies and one of them is entirely alive somewhere and the other is like...10% alive? ]

Your people? [Like your family? That sounds like a terrible idea.] I cannot think of that as a tactical advantage.

[You see, you could have used a Dreadnought. He'd have taken care of your Heldrake problem. ] Blunt force and heavy bolters work best against that kind. What caliber were you using? [He can offer advice!]

I. Uh. [Yeah that's a hard question to answer.] Unless I fall in battle, I cannot die. The oldest of my kind is ten thousand years old. [Sure it was a Blood Raven but they were loyalists so they were all right. And sure Bjorn the Fell Handed was basically a corpse piloting a huge metal box, but isn't that just how life is sometimes? ]

[Primaris nutrient goo is not only messy but probably terrible tasting. Nobody raves about the shipboard food on a battle barge. ] If that were so, why did they take them from me. [Uh oh he's mad again.]

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