"Wait a minute, Alex.. you want to call my prick what?" was Henry hearing this correctly? Was that a dirty pun play on Buckingham Palace? Oh dear lord, entire dynasties were rolling over in their graves right now, Henry was sure of it-- and there was not a whole lot that he could do to stop it.

"That is it, Alex-- we are getting you a muzzle. You should be ashamed of yourself, as David does not even need to be muzzled."

But would that stop Alex from speaking? In all fairness, Henry doubted it.