Alex could get drunk on the sound of Henry's laughter. It was more intoxicating than any liquor he'd ever had. He also did not fight being dragged with him, the two of them tumbling back to the mattress in a pile of limbs and laughter.

"Anonymous? Seriously? My first dick and you want to call it anonymous? Unacceptable. Can't we at least give it a cool title? Its Royal Hardness? The Prince's Scepter? Big Ben? Fuckingham Palace?"

Someone really ought to forbid him from ever speaking again.