"Okay that's it, it's Revolutionary War, Part Dos. Two fast Two Furious." Another swing of his pillow at Henry. Compared to a turkey! The audacity of this royal pain in the ass. ...Alex was in so much fucking trouble, the falling for Henry was going to be head over heels and last forever.

Alex swallowed back another laugh, trying to glare in between pillow parrying. "Make sure you make it out correctly. Its full government name is 'Pequeño Alexander Gabriel Claremont-Diaz, La Polla Imparable.'" Totally reasonable thing to refer to his prick as right? Right.

But right about now, Alex changed tactics, lobbing the pillow directly at Henry's face while he simultaneously ducked low and moved to tackle the prince back to the bed.