Alex was not expecting to be attacked out of nowhere. He squawked -- an utterly undignified sound -- before trying to both block Henry and snatch away the pillow from the prince.

"Hey! Don't let your mouth write checks your ass can't cash, you dick!"

He was laughing in between trying to dodge the pillow blows, finally grabbing the other pillow on the bed and counter-attacking. Here they were the First Son of the United States and the Prince of England having an all-out naked pillow fight. There were corners of the internet back home that would have exploded into fireworks and confetti at the very idea.