"Believe me, Sweetheart-- I will tell you if you are wrong."

They were the sort of couple in which 'google it' was a surefire method of competition between the two of them. Especially when either of them insisted they were right. But in this he was inclined to be a little bit more forgiving, because it was a point of vulnerability for the both of them. "But.. that being said, there is very little that you can screw up. There are after all no cakes for you to plow into."

He did not realize that he had just made an unintentional innuendo right there.