[ If Alex hadn't been holding a egg with a dragon held within it, he would've attempted to shove him, but you know precious cargo and all. Maybe he could train the dragon to shove Alex-- that could be a reasonable and obtainable goal. ]

Prince Dickhead, wow.. I am so honoured.. and a poop emoji, you are so charming.

[ But he was grinning, despite himself. ] Well, I was tempted to save your name under "Goblin Prince" however then I erred on the side of safety.

[ But it was the thought that counted, right? ]