Convenient? Careful, my ego will be unmanageable. That's me, the multitool. Part screwdriver part can-opener, all man.

[He shook his head with a heavy beleaguered sigh, but the spark in his eyes was all amusement.] Couldn't it have been something like, I don't know, dashing? Cool? Hot?

[Holding out a hand he inclined his head.] Come on, Prince Charming. The caves are calling.